Random Eastenders Hotness

OK, so traditionally Eastenders isn't much of a hotbed of hotness, but in last night's episode Ian Beale tracked down his estranged wife Jane to a house she is apparently sharing with a bunch of hot rugby players - the story goes that Christian used to live with them. I bet he bloody loved it, especially when one of them looks like this:

Now, given the choice - would you rather live with Ian Beale in Albert Square, or live with a group of hot rugby players? Why do I even need to ask this question?

(P.s. if you don't watch Eastenders and you don't know what I'm on about then just enjoy the hotness)

Who's that guy?

Apologies for the short intermission (though I don't think anyone actually reads this shit!)

Just wondering...who is this??

You can't see below the waist as it's very much NSFW but it's all good.

There's really only one word to describe this man...WOOF!

2012

So 2012 is the big blockbuster film out at the moment, and I thought the trailer looked pretty good so decided to check it out.


Well, it's alright. It's definitely too long, coming in at about 2.5 butt-numbing hours, but apart from that it is fairly entertaining if you like disaster movies, and seeing things get smashed up. It was more entertaining than Transformers 2, put it that way!


Not much in the way of eye-candy in the film, though the guy playing the Russian pilot was ridiculously good looking. I've since searched for this name and discovered he is called Johann Urb, he was in a film with Paris Hilton but we shouldn't hold that against him. Quite weird as he's really not my usual type that I like, I almost never find blond guys attractive (probably because I am) but when he looks like this, the handsomeness is impossible to deny:

Weird Crush

Every year Heat magazine (yes I read Heat, get over it) publishes the results of their 'Weird Crush' survey where the readers vote for guys they find attractive, even though they are not 'conventional' hotties.


Well, the past few years each of the guys from Top Gear have won (why?? they are all hideous!) but this year, I hope I'm not spoiling it for anyone by revealing, the winner is none other than mentalist showman/wizard Derren Brown:

Now, the funny thing is I was watching one of his DVDs the other day (An Evening of Wonders) and I was thinking to myself, you know what, there's something about him...

Maybe it's his mental trickery to convince everyone that he's a hot wizard? Who knows, but I think he's a worthy Weird Crush 2009 winner.

What is more funny is that it recently 'came out' that Derren actually has more in common with Gandalf than just his magical powers - yes, Derren is one of the team, a full-on card-carrying homosexualist. Yay for well-liked famous gays!

He made a comment in Heat that he sometimes gets chatted up by cute girls but not very often by cute boys, so he's obviously on the lookout. So if you ever see him out and about, why not try hitting on him? You'll probably wake up the following morning with a sore bum and no recollection of the previous night other than a vague feeling of shame, but hey, you never know, Derren might be handy to have around in the boyfriend stakes too - you could get him to convince people of all sorts of things and basically it would be like dating one of the X-Men. Result!

So, the question must next be - who is YOUR weird crush? I'm dying to know!

Random Internet Hotness #2

Dunno who these guys are, but they are random internet hotties, again if you recognise yourself and don't want your pic on here let me know!

Saturday Guyswithiphones

2 today... some might say the 2nd one is a bit bobfoc, but still sorta-cute I think...plus a body like that makes up for all other lesser areas...absolutely killer chest and arms!

Random Internet Hotness

Scouring the internet so you don't have to!

(Note to self: really must aim for less man-flesh related posts in future!)

Oh Daddy!

You know you shouldn't, but sometimes you just see a pic and it's just hot/nasty/sexy. Perhaps it's all that extra testosterone I'm getting?

File under: random internet forum pic.

Top 10 Guys With iPhones

OK, so I've already made a post about the excellent/hot website Guyswithiphones which I'm sure a lot of people know about by now - just to recap, guys with iPhones take photos of themselves and post them in and other guys (with or without iPhones - I don't have an iPhone myself, dammit) post comments about them. That's it. Simple yet effective.

Anyway, the site has been going a few months now so I think it's time to present my top 10 pics so far - well, top 10 non-explicit pics anyway, as lots more would have made it into the hot list if nudity was allowed on my blog!

Please enjoy and feel free to suggest your own faves... I haven't ordered them in any meaningful way, my favourites would be gentlemen 1, 2, 4 & 9. Especially 9. Oh. Yeah.

(P.s. I'm suddenly acutely aware that many of my posts recently have been centred around more prurient interests and will endeavour to come up with some more family-friendly content shortly. In the meantime, feast your eyes on this little lot you nasty perves, hehe)

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P.p.s. - I have assumed since these pics were posted to the internet they are public domain but if you are the owner and want me to take them down just let me know :-)

Random Hotness

Yes my friends, I search the internet so you don't have to!

Guys With iPhones

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