Heatworld's Reader's Torso - Day 1

For those of you who don't know, the Heat website http://www.heatworld.com is currently running a competition whereby readers' blokes (or the readers themselves) send in torso shots to be voted on, with the ones scoring the highest votes getting published in the mag itself.

I dunno why but whoever is voting really doesn't have a clue. On day one this fittie:

Has only got 6% of the total vote and is languishing in 3rd place! I think they show 8 men per day, and it's probably too late for this guy to make it into the mag now which is a shame. You should check out the ones who have been voted higher!!

What the f***!?

You know those guys that you see a pic of and it's just wrong to fancy them, even though they are rockin' a really hot bod? Well, have you seen the cover of GT at the moment??

His name's Kenzie - remember a rubbish chavvy boyband that had about 10 members called Blazin' Squad? He's from that - and despite the fact he still looks about 15 facially making it ever-so-wrong to find him attractive, his bod is great. I've seen a lot of comments online saying that it looks like a boy's head has been photo-shopped onto a porn star's body, and I kinda find it hard to agree, but fair play to him, he's obviously been putting in the hard work and it definitely shows.

New Year's resolution - look like Kenzie by the end of 2010 - I am going for it! Now, off to order a load of protein shakes...

A few more pics after the jump, plus one of what Kenzie looked like a few years ago when he did Celeb Big Brother. I'm sure you'll agree that he has had an amazing transformation!!

Random Eastenders Hotness

OK, so traditionally Eastenders isn't much of a hotbed of hotness, but in last night's episode Ian Beale tracked down his estranged wife Jane to a house she is apparently sharing with a bunch of hot rugby players - the story goes that Christian used to live with them. I bet he bloody loved it, especially when one of them looks like this:

Now, given the choice - would you rather live with Ian Beale in Albert Square, or live with a group of hot rugby players? Why do I even need to ask this question?

(P.s. if you don't watch Eastenders and you don't know what I'm on about then just enjoy the hotness)

Other Customers Suggested

So nice of them to recommend the healing power of The Bible! (click to see full pic)

I especially like the Hitler recommendation too!

Check out the tags given to the first entry in this list:

I'm especially loving the 'amazon fail' and 'child abuse' tags.

Who's that guy?

Apologies for the short intermission (though I don't think anyone actually reads this shit!)

Just wondering...who is this??

You can't see below the waist as it's very much NSFW but it's all good.

There's really only one word to describe this man...WOOF!